(tune: God Bless America)
I love my underwear
My Fav'rite pair.
Stand beside them, and guide them,
Through the rips, and the holes, and the tears.
From my body, to the washer,
And the dryer, then back on...
I love my underwear, my only pair.
Don't take my underwear, or I'll go bare.
(Verse 2)
I love my underwear
I wear down there
I outgrow them, then I throw them,
Cross the floor to the pile by the chair.
When the bully, gives a wedgie
I just pray that they don't tear.
I love my underwear, my only pair.
Don't take my underwear, or I'll go bare.